Crab Bloke, you did such a quality demonstration, it had be on here!
We even managed to get Alice Cooper to give it a try...hold on a minute...SHIT! No, that'll be me - the gorgeous Nacho.
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MUNTING PEANUT TEETH
This never ceases to make me laugh when a new recruit tries it out.
"My Recipe for Making Your Teeth all Munted and Rotting."
(Apologies if your teeth really are like this - you should have cleaned them as a child).
1. Buy a packet of pink bubblegum and a packet of peanuts.
2. Slightly chew up 2 pieces of bubblegum and stick them over your teeth.
3. Push a row of peanuts into the bubblegum and voila instant muntingness guarunteed to frighten anyone who
visits your home/mountain whilst you are looking like this.
CLOVEN HOOF TROTTER HANDS
All you need is some thick tape, preferably brown packing tape. Tape your little finger to your ring finger -
well, actually it's a hell of a lot easier to get someone else to do it - and then tape your middle finger to
your index finger with your thumb taped underneath with them. To make it look realistic you've gotta tape up to
your wrist and make sure all the skin is covered.

Sorry to use you as an example again, Joel, but you do it so well!
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Chubby Bunny Tartrate
Cubby Bunny Medium Filtrim
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CHUBBY BUNNIES
I don't eat marshmallows, but lots of my friends do, and I love laughing at them playing chubby bunnies. It's basically
a competition to see who can fit the most marshmallows into your mouth (without chewing or eating any). Every time you
put another marshmallow in your mouth you have to say, "Chubby bunnies." It won't take long before you're talking in a
mutant stylee. I would advice you to have a bowl at the ready to spit them all out in - (don't worry haven't seen anyone
puke from it yet).
FACIAL SELLOTAPING
The title says it all really - just find a willing victim, get a roll of sellotape and away you go! (HEALTH WARNING:
kids, be careful not to suffocate your friends doing this!)
(See below left for demonstation by Baron Auckland and The Tartrate and below for Redifusion)
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